Bad Boys Bad Boys

Very early this morning DaddyZilla and myself were woken out of our peaceful slumber to the lovely sounds of domestic violence coming from next door. Our neighbors in all of their redneck glory decided to get drunk and scream at each other in their driveway at 2:30am. DZ and I became alarmed because well they were being awfully loud and it didn't sound like a "small" fight not to mention that she is pregnant and he was throwing things around in their garage so we did the smart thing and called the popo on them. We may live in Podunk but they don't play here when it comes to that stuff so within a few minutes two police cars showed up and in true cops fashion both of our neighbors went running towards the car trying to tell the cops their version of the 'truth' first (he was shirtless and she's pregnant so it really looked like a cops episode). I'm not really sure if anyone got 'taken in' because the cops were there forever and I eventually went back to sleep but it sure was entertaining.

Fries, Jellyfish and Hannah Montana

Those are all things my son decided to obsess about today. He has had me play Hannah Montana's song 'Let's Get Crazy' about 15 times now and he's singing and dancing to it and I'm cracking up over here. He's also been bugging me about having some jellyfish aka grape jelly LOL and fries aka tortilla chips - he's a strange kid.

Hell Yeah He Did It!!!!!!!!!

ZILLA WENT POOP IN THE POTTY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

He just came into the office and told me "mama wipe the butt" and when I went out to get wipes I found a full blow poop sitting in his potty which meant that not only did he have a real poop with no help he also realized he needed to go and sat on the potty to do it!! This is such a HUGE thing in our house not only because of the normal potty training thing but also because Zilla has been having poop issues for almost the last year that made it so he needed some kind of help to "go". Sorry if that was TMI but well I'm just too damn happy to care!! Hopefully he keeps this up but now I just need to figure out how to convince he to actually tell  me when he has to go so I can put some clothes on the boy! Oh happy day in the Zilla Household!!!!!!!!!!

Search Engines are SO odd

I was doing an image search for an idea I had for Zilla's halloween costume and I came up with some odd results. I searched for a pic of a favorite 80's toy (nope not gonna tell you which one before hand - I want you all to see it once I get it together!) that was totally innocent so that I could figure out what I need for the costume. Well on the FIRST page of the results for this toy I saw a nice image of a women/girl dressed in a red raggedy ann type wig painting with a paint brush nipples onto a blow up "friend" which was also wearing a raggedy ann wig.

Who on God's green earth decides the order in which these things come up in a search. I mean I know there wasn't any technically adult content but it was just wierd. Thought I'd share with you all!!

My kid the...Dog? What?!?

Zilla has all the sudden for no apparent reason decided that he's going to start "marking his territory" just like a dog. Today he has literally lifted up his leg then randomly pee on stuff!!!! Whats up with that?

School and some Funny Reads

Okay so I've started my classes and I've just got to say that school is sucky great. I'm taking an accounting class that isn't too bad but I can't say that say for pos class because it's Taxes for Individuals and it makes me want to poke myself in the eye with my pen! I mean I knew going into it that all of my classes would be boring because well lets face it Accounting doesn't exactly scream excitment but dang I never thought I would literally want to burn a book - the only reason I haven't is because well that book was freaking expensive. Anyway I've been busy with that and trying to do stimulating things that will keep my brain from revolting.

Speaking of keeping my brain from crying here are a couple FanFics for you all since I know that everyone aka Anna will enjoy them! They are parodys of the Twilight series so seriously even if you didn't like the books these will crack you up! I almost cried from laughing so hard.
Renegade Characters - Book One
Glitter of Doom - Book Two
Triangle of Shippiness - Book Three
Uterus of Steel - Book Four

I'll Never Talk to My Mom Again

Well thats how it will be if Zilla has anything to do with it. He has been obsessivly talking to Nanna on the phone for a couple days. In the (recent) past when asked to talk to someone on the phone he had a VERY short attention span and would easily get distracted and run off. That was the past though because for the last couple days I called Nanna and asked if he wanted to talk and that little monster ran off with the phone and wouldn't let me talk to my mom at all. The first night he talked to her for 45 minutes! Thats like a year for a toddler! Then last night he got out the step stool, drug it to the phone and brought the cordless phone and said "me call mena" - for some unknown reason he calls Nanna mena. I've had to literally take the phone away from him!

** on a side note I wanted to let anyone who was wondering that the dermatologists called and my spots that I had cut off came back just fine. I'm happy to say the least.

I got Cut

Yesterday I went to my very first dermatologist appointment to have a couple places looked at. I've got some serious family history in regards to skin cancer so when I noticed that one of my freckles had changed I set up an appointment. The awesomemess that is my insurance {insert serious eye rolling} decided to refer me to a place about 40 miles away but when I called they told me that they "moved" and gave me a new address. When I googled the address that the lady gave me it was not 40 miles away but rather over 100!! Yep I had to drive 2 freaking hours to go this place. Luckily for me my follow up appointments can be done at the closer office.

Anyway once I got back there they cut off one mole just cause it irritated me and then the not good looking freakle so that it can be sent to the lab. Wow the one on my back HURT like seriously last night I had to take a Tylenol with Codine in order to not cry! So now I just have to let them heal and wait for the results on the freaky changing freckle. Hopefully it's nothing cause I'd hate to think how much it would hurt if they needed to take more off! It was in interesting experience and it really helped me remember why we should all wear sunscreen!

Following Daddy

Nanna found this super cool Chinook lighter thing and gave it to us hoping that DZ would love it since thats what he works/flys on but who would have guessed that Zilla would fall in love with it? Well Zilla decided that he couldn't get enough of the "cool helicopter" and played with it until he eventually broke and mangled it beyond repair! Seriously he broke off the wheels and bent all the blades so maybe he won't be following in daddys footsteps afterall since he didn't fix it but oh well we're just happy he has good taste in helicopters!!
Here he is playing on one of his "missions" in the kitchen:

Messes can be fun

Well for zilla they can be at least. I swear I am about 2 clean ups away from pulling all my hair out!! The kid just totally loves making me do "house wife" stuff I think. Maybe him and DZ had a secret talk about making me get off my butt and getting busy and that's why he's doing all of this. Everyday it looks like a small disaster happened in my house. This morning I woke up to find that not only is every toy he owns on his bedroom floor he also turned over his tool bench but he also flipped over his art easel!!! Here are a couple pics of some recent "fun" he's had:

To Do List: Call FEMA

Yep I need to pencil in a time to call FEMA sometime soon. I am seriously thinking that Zilla may be a 5 on the Tornado Fujita Scale! His new hobby has become "lets see how much havoc I cam cause in a short amount of time" and I have to say that I'm not really digging this new hobby as it always ends with me wanting a nanny cleaning.

Doesn't Look Comfortable

Zilla certainly has an odd idea of comfort that's for sure. I found him IN his toy box when I went in to get him after nap one day! He had a pillow in there which made it better but he left the toys in too - oh well maybe it's a boy thing but I personally prefer my memory foam!

This is How All Weddings Should Be

OMG my sister sent me this link http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4-94JhLEiN0 and its SOOOOOO dang funny. Seriously every wedding should be this fun! Go watch and enjoy - sorry I don't know how to put the video actually on here - if you know and want to share feel free!!

Why you shouldn't drink and Text

Okay recently a friend (she said I could say who but I won't) told me about a nice night out drinking with her friends and I just couldn't help but use this as an example of why people shouldn't be anywhere near their cell phones when drinking. Okay heres the back story: She works for a company and met this guy at an out of towm work conference. They live on opposite coasts but over the moths have become quite close -just friends up until this point even though they do talk everyday- and she recently decided that she wouldn't mind going a little beyond friends with him. So....she decided that she should tell him, via drunk txt, that she likes him. Here are the texts: (her comments -to me- are in RED )
Me: Hi Hun...how are you?
Boy: hey hun! getting ready for my flight later...drinking time! aowwww!
Me: I need to woo you do you have time? (classic)
Boy: plenty of time...2 drinks done
Me: Well...
Me: Apparently I suck! (have no idea why i said that but i probably do)
Boy: you don't suck! pleassssse! you rock
Me: So when are we going to see each other again?
Boy: lpl baby! (my work conference in ca)
Me: See you then :)
Boy: oh hell yeah! you and me...magic
Me: Ha ha ha...I miss your sexy ass!!! (LOL...i can't believe i agreed to you posting this)
Boy: oh the things i'd do to you...
Me: yeah yeah...tell me all about it!? (i make no sense)
Boy: when i first see you...i won't say a word...i'll wrap my arms around you and kiss you for a LONG time
Me: that would be so nice...you better not be teasing me :)
Boy: waaayyy into the truth serum...then we'd walk to my car....and why not...we'd make love
Me: Really??? I'd hope for that but your sceptical?!?! (not sure why i said he was sceptical)
Boy: who says i'm sceptical? sure things are easy...you just know :)...btw..the plane is going to take off in 10 min...will be off line for 2 hours
Me: here i go...i really like you! i like your personality and I like you...Hopefully talk to you soon...blah blah (LMAO - one of my friends should have stopped me before this one)
Boy: don't worry i like you more :) a lot more...here i go..i think about you a lot...and include you in my plans :)
Me: no worries...looking forward to seeing you soon :) (WTF am I talking about?)
Me: I was hoping we could camp (still don't know WTF i was texting.)

I have to say that my FAV part is the 'wooing' comment - it's just sooooooo dang funny that 1)someone would say this in 2009 2)a GIRL would say this at all and 3) that if said person would say this it would be via texting because the whole concept of wooing someone should not even come near any kind of modern day tecnology LOL I her but this stuff seriously made me almost shoot coffee threw my nose when she told me on the phone. Also funny is that when she e-mailed them to me she listed him as 'boy' - they are 30 lol. Ok I'm still cracking up over this. I gotta go before I pee my pants reading it.

FanFic addiction? DZ would say yes!

Okay I've been keeping myself busy with the FanFiction for a while and since I know I promised to give up some links to some good ones here goes! These are in random order and like I've said before some are seriously mild and then some most  okay all are rated M for mature so keep the kids away.

Stay Edward is an actor who falls in love with Bella his nieghbor in the small town that he goes to escape his fame. It's a cute story and there is some sex but its mostly rated M because of the language. No vampires - sorry! I liked this one it was really cute.

Tattoo Bella is a girl who doesn't believe in love but maybe Edward can change that. Lots of cursing and some sexual scenes. Rated M No vampires. This was good and there were parts where I just couldn't stop laughing!

Tattoo Two'd This is the continuation of Tattoo. Also very funny and had me totally cracking up! Still Rated M.

For the Love of Bella Alrighty this one does NOT have Edward in it instead Bella is best friends and roomates with Emmett and Jasper. Bella and Jasper figure out they have feelings for each other. Rated M for mature due to language, sexual scenes and violence. Really nice story even if Edward isn't in it. No Vamps - sorry!

Girls Just Wanna Have Fun This one is Bella Rose and Alice are taking a Disney Cruise/Vacation to celebrate graduation and they happen to meet three handsome doctors on board and fall head over heels for them. Throw in a sister and some crazy "special brownies" and this story will have you bending over laughing! Some parts are just silly but then again with all that Disney you have to expect to roll your eyes a little. Again no vamps!

Shadows Bella found herself falling victim to a rapist/murderer when Detective Edward interupted the crime. They both immediately feel a connection but can he keep her safe when the killer begins stalking her? This one can get pretty intense and is quite graphic so if you can't handle reading about rape/tourture/murder then steer clear. No Vamps and obviously rated M.

I've got some more in my favs but I'll save them for later! I just love these stories - some of the people that write them do an amazing job! I've read a TON of fluff too but it's nice to have something to keep me busy! Let me know what you all think! If you have any suggestions leave them in the comments!

Birthday Bash

Okay for Zilla's b-day yesterday we had a couple of friends over for pizza, cake and ice cream. I made Zilla a 3D Lightning McQueen Cake (that I carved myself and will NEVER be doing again) and he loved it! Here are some pictures:

Happy Birthday Zilla!!!

Three years ago at 11:50am I brought the sweetest little boy into the world. Zilla came out a nice big 9lbs 15.3oz and has continued to be a huge part of my world ever since. He is constantly getting into (and starting) trouble but since he has the most adorable smile on earth we let him stick around HAHA. So anyway I just wanted to say a bug THANK YOU to the Lord above for blessing me with an Angel here on Earth!


Anna - I'll post some links later - I promise lol

Who needs sleep? Um, Me thats who

Last night I got zero sleep and I'm seriously paying for it now. There was however a reason why I choose to keep my lids open. Yesterday evening DZ, Zilla and I met a couple of old friends at a park here on post to let the kids all play together while we all chatted. Well Zilla was sitting on his knees on one of the concrete benches coloring with chalk when all of the sudden he lost his balance and fell backwards. He fell off the back of the bench and landed about 2 feet below on concrete. He hit his head pretty hard and as you can imagine I was worried out of my mind. We didn't let him go to bed and we also checked his pupils and his grip reflex not to mention that he was acting normal so we were pretty sure that all was well but...well my mom brain just couldn't actually even consider going to bed. So I checked on him throughout the night to make sure that he was breathing and that the knot on the back of his noggin wasn't getting to large or anything. He's currently sporting an awesome sized goose egg but otherwise seems to be doing well. Today would be the day that DZ has to work a day shift so no nap for me. What we do for our kids. I have to say thought that seeing him fall was some seriously scarey stuff and I don't really think that my heart actually needed that jolt. He didn't go to bed until almost 11pm and that turd stil got up before 7!

I'm SO excited!!

I just found out recently that my bestest friend and her family might be moving here to Podunk!!!! I'm SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO friggin excited about it that I just can't stand it. I was jumping around like a crackhead for a while and if I could smile any bigger my head would explode!! This place sure wouldn't suck nearly as much if they were here!!!

I know I've been MIA for a bit but I've just been busy reading my smutty fanfiction and signing up for my accounting classes - I'm sure you can just feel my excitement radiating through your computer about that LOL. I wish that either one of those were a good excuse but since they aren't I'll just say sorry and try harder to be around for you guys!

HAPPY 4TH OF JULY!!!!!!

Hope everyone has an awesome fourth!!!!!